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Bart was a bad kid today, and he needs to be punished. Except its your turn to make up what Bart needs to write on the chalkboard. Use the form below to submit a chalkboard quote of your own. Keep it PG Rated.

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I will not "Go Simpsonic" during show and tell I will not pee on our class pet I will not eat paste The urinals are for making number 1 not 2 I am not saddams long lost son I will not use welsh swearwords at teachers who don't understand them! It Wasn't Me I should not try to part the toliet water Eye Wheel Spiel Thongs coorictley I am not a girl I Am not George Bush's son-in-law i will not niddly no drink the holy moly water diddly fart gas in not a toy Michael Jackson is not a man or a woman I WILL WRITE IN LOWERCASE I will not write on the chalkboard Sideshow Bobs hair does not look like a pot leaf I won`t kidnap Principle Skinners to get out of school so I can run around in my house with my underwear on. I will not watch Must-See TV Boogers are not good rubber cement subsitutes I will not chew my toes The words 'Said' 'Damn' 'Who' 'Sane' are evil I won't shut up I will not tell ralph to eat mud you're are not and i am I should not try to make pigs fly I will not eat the teachers shorts I will not monk Marge I should not try to make pigs fly I will not chuck tomatoes at the teacher or anybody else,but Ralph I will not draw naked ladies in class I will not instigate revelution I will not plug Nothing Forums, a great message board viewable at http://www.nothingforums.com I will not bury the principal's wallet I am not a clone Your Mother Is Not Sooooo Fat I went into a general store and they wouldn't let me buy anything specific I will not come in nude on Free-dress day. I´m not a genius I will visit the Blunder Years as much as possible. I did not stick fires up there I will not nuke Afghanistan I will not nuke North Korea I did not shoot the sherif but i did shoot the deputy I will not streak in the halls I'll eat my own shorts Groundskeeper Willie is not "The Aberdeen Strangler" I am not The Chosen One I am not Elvis Presly I did not raise the dead with my singing I will not visit meaningless websites I will not threaten America in Arabic I will not write on the chalkboard I will not accuse my teacher of espionage I am not running out of ideas for this I did not shoot Mr.Burns or J.R. I will not fight for my right to party. I will not read MAD Magazine in class. I did not emplode Pakistan There is no man in my head Miss Krabapple is not a killer space mutant I will not give worm infested apples to the staff My dad does not work at the nerdkiller flowerplant I will not Xerox my butt 1 + 1 does not = fun I will not waste chalk It is spelt O.R.G.A.N.I.S.M. I do not like bread sticks My backside is not a national tresure I am not the Messiah I cannot make music with my bottom. My mom is not Britney Spears Backwards Writing Stop Will I I Do Not Know A Man From Nantucket My name is not "Slim Shady" The devil did not make me do it. I don't have the right to remain silent. I will not do that thing with my groin Farting is not an Olympic sport. I'm not coming to school yesterday Krabapple Isn't A Satanic Message Spelled Backwards I will not bootleg Spice Girl CDs I will not talk about cleavage outside of science class I will not squeeze Mr. Wiffle's Charmin Monkeys aren't my supreme authority I did not find satanic messages in chicago's self titled album I will not prophesize the end of the world I will not conduct my own fire drills I will not hack Splashmore.com I will not eat my shorts in class I will not send lard through the male iwilllearntospaceoutmylettersandmakesence Krabapple is not the class clown I will not change the weekly letter into a photo of my butt Next time I fart, the world will not blow up No one is interested in my underpants I will not pronounce J.Re* as Jerry I will not find out who has a bigger bottom then me My feet are not my science project I will not form a rebellion about non-flavoured milk I am not Bill Cosby's love child I don't know what you did last summer The tribe has not spoken. I will not bribe World Cup Referees Ms. Krabapple is not pronounced crab apple I am not a japenese war hero There's no president named president rear end